"Would you rather only eat cheese for the rest of your life, or only eat hot dogs?"
(Obviously, I chose cheese.)
This continued with more silly questions (i.e. "Would you rather murder your significant other or win $20,000?" Yeah, think about that one for a minute), until one girl finally asked a question I really had to think about:
"Would you rather date someone horribly vain or wildly insecure?"
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
I know my answer, but I want to hear yours, first. Please comment with your answer (and reasoning, of course).